Today is Dave’s 32nd birthday. I like birthdays when they aren’t mine. (I’m almost always miserable on my birthday.) I am taking him to Kobe Steakhouse. Jenn and Gerald are coming to. Happy Birthday Babe! I love you!

Tags: birthdays, Dave, life

The weather today sucked so it was a perfect excuse to fill my to-do list with a big, fat NOTHING. Sitting around doing nothing all Sunday invariably leads to taking advantage of a serious addiction that there is no 10-step program for: YouTube surfing. As my mind entered into a thoughtless void, I took a stroll through memory lane, looking at old late-80s-early-90s television shows. This snapped me back into reality with a startling question: What the hell happened??

Don’t get me wrong. I enjoy my fair share of TV. There’s still a few good shows out there; House and Grey’s Anatomy are always getting recorded in this house. It’s this reality crap that I seriously just don’t get though. It’s ruining TV and ruining my life. I’m sick of hearing about those Guido tool bags on Jersey Shore. I don’t care who wins Survivor, The Amazing Race, Big Brother, or Rock of Love with Bret Michaels (*side note-has that guy showered since the 80′s? I really don’t think so.) Don’t even get me started on Bachelor.

TV used to be good. Shows had plots more than “We’re going to the bar to get drunk!” They had actual actors and actresses. Stuff was well written back in the day. Here’s a walk down memory lane people…

Some Nickelodeon classics..

Pete and Pete. I watched the hell out of this show. I really think it was ahead of its time. The intro song was awesome too.

The Secret World of Alex Mack. What ever happened to the girl that was Alex Mack?

Camp Anawana, we hold you in our hearts…

Let’s move on to what every kid growing up in the 1990′s did on a Friday night…watch TGIF!

Boy Meets World. I really loved this show. I went to school with a girl that looked just like Topanga too. I was super jealous of her.

and of course, FULL HOUSE!! Everyone loves Full House. Look how cute the Olsen Twins were!

I’m saving the best for last. If you know me, you know I have an obsession with the show Alf. Dave bought me all the seasons on DVD and I still have all my old Alf dolls. This show was my favorite and still to this day, I laugh when watching it.

ALF!

I couldn’t find a video on You Tube that had embedding enabled, so above is a link to some hilarious Alf moments.

What were some of your favorite TV shows?

Tags: daily, me, nostalgia, videos

It’s the end of a long work week, which means it’s time for the best part of our sad, pathetic and boring lives: WTF Friday! For previous WTF Friday posts, click here.

Today I realized that it’s already the end of the week and I had nothing prepared for WTF Friday. In all fairness, this week was pretty tragic (SHIT WATER!), but no worries, I wouldn’t let you guys down.

For week 3 I bring to you the new fashion craze that will surely be hitting all the runways soon. Say hello to Winkers…

Since I’m 100% positive these pants will be all the rage within the next few months, I thought of a few marketing slogans to help the creator of Winkers.

Winkers: Because pants with “Juicy” on the ass are so last season.
Winkers: When the word “dignity” no longer means anything to you.
Winkers: If you wear these, you probably aren’t walking anywhere.
Winkers: Be the talk of the trailer park.
Winkers: How to draw even more attention to your huge ass.
Winkers: Kim Kardashian loves ‘em!

Seriously, these pants have unlimited marketing potential.

Tags: WTF Friday