I’m starting something new on this site called “WTF Friday”. I come across a lot of random crap on the internet when I should be doing things like working, eating, sleeping, or fighting Communism. The part of myself that is still human feels a certain moral obligation to share the treasures of the digital age. Cause, ya know, the world would be a little bit brighter if more people hopped on the internet and ordered pants that have a dick made of cloth attached to the penile region. I’m going to try my best to make this a weekly occurrence so everyone has something to think about over their weekend.
WTF Friday starts with off talking about everyone’s favorite thing….vaginas! You would think vaginas were perfect, right? Wrong. Thanks to the magic of the internet, we have been shown that the vagina conceived and crafted by the hands of GOD, can be improved upon. And who is the stunning and brilliant mind that will usher us into this new Renaissance of vertical smiles? If you said 1990′s Party of Five starlet Jennifer Love Hewitt, you would be right. Yes, “vajazzling” is taking 13 year old whore by storm! Watch out America, Little Miss “I Have Daddy Issues” can now turn her boring, plain vagina into the 10th Wonder of The Pre-teen World. Quite literally, vajazzling is the process of adding rhinestones to your womanly parts. Here’s a video of the bedazzling process taking place and JLH talking about it on Lopez Tonight. Oh goody!
I’d like to thank my friend Chris for giving me this story. He doesn’t have a website, but he totally should.
WTF indeed!
This totally makes me think of those scary Bedazzling commercials where the lady “bedazzles” sweatshirts, gym shorts, notebooks etc. I don’t really think I need to turn my lady parts into some kind of craft project. However the idea is kind of cool…if you’re a Las Vegas stripper.
Cycle-T should have a site 4 real
Well, that’s just fairly disturbing and gross.
OK, WTF Friday sounds like it could be my new favorite thing! HA! Vajazzling! I really wish I was more creative some days!
Oh my goodness!! I need a friend like your friend Chris!! This is the kind of awesome stuff I want in my mailbox (not, like vadges in my mailbox…but good emails in my mailbox)!!
Everyone needs a friend like Chris. He’s hilarious all the time.
Lovin’ the WTF Friday idea!!! And that def. made me say WTF lol. BTW loved how your list of things you should have been doing included fighting communism, haha!!
Oh.My.God. Seriously?!
Ps – LOVE the WTF idea.
you know, when i first saw that JLH clip i totally thought the bedazzling was happening.. um… more DIRECTLY on the ladybits. it’s slightly reassuring that it’s happening more ABOVE the ladybits than ON the ladybits. i thought it seemed really uncomfortable to have jewels stuck to parts that.. well.. are needed for OTHER THINGS, you know?
Alice-I thought that I was going to see that too. I was kind of scared to hit play at first lol.